Resolusi saya tahun 2017 adalah....
Yang pertama adalah Lulus UN : Resolusi saya semoga saya mendapat nilai :
A. 9,75 Pelajaran Matematika.
B. 100 Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris.
C. 96 Pelajaran Bahasa Indonesia
D.95 Pelajaran IPA.
Resolusi saya lainnya adalah Dapat Diterima di SMAN 8 Jakarta / SMA Labschool Jakarta. Dapat Mengenal teman-teman baru di SMA. Dapat membahagiakan orang tua. Ada Semangat Belajar. Beli Laptop baru (karena yang lama udh rusak), Semoga saya bisa lebih baik dari tahun kemarin
, dan itulah resolusi saya di tahun 2017.Semoga dapat terkabul. Terima kasih :D.
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BalasHapusFrom the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day:
BalasHapus• A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.
• A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.
Source: uniformstories.com
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A Place Where Grandkids Belong
We were tearing down an old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat. I said sure.
Six months later, she invited me to her home. There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren.
d. r., via mail
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JIB: Job Interview Breakdown
Have you ever been a victim of a JIB (job interview breakdown)? These men and women have:
• “I was so nervous at a job interview, when he asked me what I wanted to be in five years, I said, ‘Race car driver.’”
• “The guy asked me to tell him a little about myself, and I literally forgot who I was.”
• “I got asked about punctuality. I went on about how it was good to speak clearly and politely, and it was nice to use proper grammar in speech and writing.”
Source: dailymail.co.uk
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“Buy Yourself Something Nice, Jerk”
My friend, an intern, was given $50 to get the chairman of the bank some lunch. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt.
Source: storify.com
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My Son’s #1 Concern
When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
Janet Frenyea, Walkersville, Maryland
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Modeled On Confusion
The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”
My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”
The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”
Joanne Noffke, Oak Forest, Illinois
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The Deadliest Job in WWII
My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”
Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
Marian Babula, Penn Run, Pennsylvania
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The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient’s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she remarked, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right?”
“That’s true,” he agreed. “I haven’t seen a doctor in three days.”
Larry Jensen, Englewood, Colorado
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English is Hard
My colleague has been living in this country only a few months, and although normally chipper, he recently looked sad. When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”
Bacchus Johnson, Charlotte, North Carolina
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